Unicorn Poop Marshmallows

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Unicorn Poop Marshmallows

SKU 523871

After months of careful dietary monitoring, our free-range organic unicorns have laid a treat for you: a fat stack of rainbow-coloured vanilla-flavoured marshmallows, covered in a layer of shimmering sugar crystals.

We must warn you that our Unicorn Poop Marshmallows are not a gift that will last - these puffs of sweet, sweet magic are too delicious to save for later. Have one and you might just have to eat all of them, they’re THAT good. Good thing they come in a giant 280g jar! Buy two if you’re buying for someone else - you won’t want to give them away.

Product Features:
Multicoloured vanilla flavoured marshmallows
Fresh from the unicorn’s ass
No unicorns were harmed in the making of this product
On the contrary, our unicorns are treated like queens
Large 280g jar to sate your sweet cravings

Measures approximately 8.5cm(W) x 19.5cm(H) x 8.5cm(D)

Retail Height:
10.0 cm
Retail Width:
10.0 cm
Retail Length:
19.0 cm
Retail Weight:
0.3 kg

RRP: £9.99 each.

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