Opaque, coloured balloons are so last decade. We’re filling them with confetti from now on, okay?
We’ve taken our bestselling Abusive “HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER” Balloons and packed them full of glittery gold confetti that moves around like a sparkly blizzard in a giant snow globe. Literally the easiest way to make it look like you’ve made a massive effort for someone when all you did was exhale deeply a few times.
Pro tips: blow the balloons up with helium if you want them to float, but blow them up with air if you plan to tie them up. You can make the confetti stick to the sides of the balloon by rubbing it with your hands or fabric whilst turning it.
Abusive Balloons: glittery edition!
Each one says “HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER”
Transparent balloons full of chunky gold metallic confetti
Each pack contains 5 balloons for you to blow up
Measures approximately 183cm (H) x 61cm (W) x 42cm (D)
RRP: £7.99 each.